After about 10 days of using the site that everyone seems to be on, I’ve decided that it’s just not where I want to be.  It’s true that Facebook can connect us with people whom we’ve lost contact with in the past, and it’s also true that Facebook is a pretty easy way to see what’s happening in a bunch of people’s lives with one single location.  However, after a lot of comparisons and time valuations, I’ve learned something that isn’t so shocking after all: I’m not cool enough for Facebook.

One of the reasons I had joined the site after years of abstaining was because it’s been damn near impossible to communicate with my sisters via email.  Whether it’s because they don’t check email anymore, or if it’s because of something more sinister (like my email is being redirected to the Junk folder), I really don’t know.  On top of this, it seems that I’ve been pretty lax on communicating with the extended family.  Facebook provided a single location where I could communicate with them. Horray!

But, wait a minute … I’m number one in Google when you type my name and the country I live in.  I’m in the top 5 when you type my name and the country I used to live in.  I’m number one when you type my name with the province most of my family live in.  Heck, I’m even number freakin’ one when you type my name with the cities I’ve lived in!  I’m not that hard to find, and most of the family hasn’t tried to contact me … so why am I trying to contact them?

Hobbes - Too Much InformationWhich brings me to the crux of the matter: too much communication.  Most of the family has been quite content with hearing from me once or twice in a blue moon.  There’s really no need to know when my sister goes to a coffee shop, nor do they need to know when I’m enjoying one of the absolutely godly Mount Rainier cafe lattes.  For anyone that really wants to strike up a conversation with me, 5 seconds on Google will direct people to this site.  From there they can leave a comment, see my Tweets (and follow me), or visit the stagnant image gallery to look at some photos.  As a result, Facebook is just a redundancy that takes up more of the limited free time and internet access that I have available.

Of course, there are other aspects of Facebook that I could do without.  Namely all the stupid application and games spam.  I don’t want to join Mafia Wars, or some farm, or anything else for that matter.  There just isn’t enough time in the day for me to waste. The spelling is atrocious, as well. Sure, it’s just a little thing, but when someone sends me a message that has 80% of the words misspelled and a disturbing lack of grammar, I get angry.  Just how much money has the education system in Ontario pissed away on unnecessary “special projects” to not even give a rats ass about their students being unable to spell?  It’s unbearable!

Finally, there’s the cool factor.  I’m a guy that likes working with non-Apple things, drinking a semi-unknown brand of coffee, wearing reasonably-priced clothes, and using unpopular programming languages to solve business problems.  None of these things are cool.  Facebook, however, is … apparently.  Therefore, I shouldn’t be there.

For the moment, the account on the social website will remain active, but aside from the RSS updates from this site, it probably won’t see much use in the near future.

What’s your take on Facebook?